The Story of a Giraffe, a Lion and a Steve
A giraffe and a lion were hanging out one day drinking beers while the writer was anthropomorphising his protagonists.
The giraffe turned to the lion and said “Hey Lion, d’you know Steve?”
Which Steve? Lion replied.
You know, Steve. That really mellow, cool guy. Lives by the river. He’s always picking strawberries and collecting firewood by the river. Said the Giraffe.
Nah…I know no such Steve. I know a Steve that lives by the river who’s always screaming and running away leaving piles of strawberries by the fire. Said the Lion.
The Moral of the Story
We experience the world as a reflection of who we are. So who do you want to be. A lion or a giraffe?
Sorry. The role of the writer has already been taken.
Liberally pilfered from Louis CK’s unfinished joke about a giraffe and a lion. Inspired by Danny Brown.