Klout Discovers a Renowned Sheep Expert in Mr. Danny Brown

Mr. Danny Brown, a renowned sheep expert (according to Klout) visits me on the set of Talk is Sheep and discusses two different fur types sheep have in Scotland, best ways to avoid rash in the undercarriage area and more importantly, avoid domestic disturbances with the female partner.

He also issues a threat to Shepard Johnny’s Ointment – a creme responsible for curing many a jock itch- who apparently stole the formula from Shepard McJohnny Jock-Jock’s creme.

I had no idea that Shepard Johnny’s Ointment was such a rip off but I guess this is one of the reasons Klout has discovered the sheep-genius in Mr. Danny Brown.

All sheep enthusiasts must watch this interview and don’t forget to give Mr. Danny Brown a +K on the topic of sheep.

Dino Dogan

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  • Anonymous

    Dino, this is “baaaahhhhdd”  haha…..love it!

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      I hope you will give Mr. Brown a well deserved +K because that is how someone’s expertise is measured, right?

      • Anonymous

        Are you sure he’s not just trying to pull the “wool” over our eyes?  ( Ok, I promise I’ll stop…lol)

        • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

          Im not sure what you mean by “wool”…if sheep had wool that would be funny but as Danny and I discuss in the video, sheep in Scotland have 2 different kinds of fur.

          This is why we need experts like Danny to educate us all.

          • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

            Thanks, Dino, and yes, @davergallant:disqus , I’d be scared to pull the wool in case I got the male sheep version. Scratched balls are bad enough, but eyes? Och no! :)

          • Anonymous

            Omg… I swear I almost lost a lung laughing so hard at these responses. Now pardon me, I have to go file a complaint to Shepard Johnny’s Ointment…

  • http://www.marketingmy.co.uk/blog Katherine Salt

    Wow I have learnt so much about sheep! Thank goodness for the Klout + I would have never have found such an expert otherwise :o) 

    Made me smile after a long day!

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      Mr. Brown is such a great guy, and even tho I have expert sheep guests every week, and know quite a bit myself, Danny was extremely educational. Clearly an expert. Thnx @klout:twitter

      • http://www.marketingmy.co.uk/blog Katherine Salt

        I never thought you would find such an expert outside of Wales, well done for your discovery!

        • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

          Thank you Klout, really. All the credit goes to fine computer algorithm developers there. We should all thank them.

        • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

          Thank you Klout, really. All the credit goes to fine computer algorithm developers there. We should all thank them.

          • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

            All hail the uber wisdom that is Klout :)

        • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

          We ran a school in Wales once but they kept steeling our wellington boots. Buggers!!

  • http://www.commun.it SharelOmer

    Amazing amazing video :)

    great to see Danny on video :) so happy to watch this interview :)

    Go Danny and Dino 

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      I hope you give Mr. Brown a +K in Sheep. Well deserved, wouldnt you say?

      • http://www.commun.it SharelOmer

        :) its the first time i seen Danny… so it was gr8 to see a live version..

        For danny i will give any +k he wants :)

        I love the energy and personal different angles you bring with this interviews… Go Dino.

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      Thanks, Sharel – I don’t think sheep get anywhere near as much awareness as they should. All these three little pigs and Billy Goat Gruffs… yeah, but can they keep you warm in winter?? 

      • http://www.commun.it SharelOmer

        LOL… Danny Brown a true linchpin.. knows all form all…sheep it is my friend…

        I wonder what else we dont know about you… :) 

  • http://twitter.com/janetcallaway Janet Callaway

    Dino, quite honestly this comes as no surprise to me because I had always “wondered” about Danny.  Following your recommendation and in support of Danny, I gave him +K.  Aloha.  Janet

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      Wonder no more, Janet.

      Alo baa

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      Thank you Janet. Let’s give Danny a ratings bump he deserves. Let’s show Klout that the sheep community supports our sheep experts.

  • http://spinsucks.com Gini Dietrich

    I AM DYING!! HAHAHAHA! I love the tips and comments you’ve pulled out and how you keep going back to the Klout page to show sheep. That new Adam Sandler/Jennifer Aniston movie has a scene when his cousin talks about being a shepherd. So. Freaking. Funny.

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      @ginidietrich:twitter Im not sure what you think is so funny, Mrs. Dietrich. Sheep is a serious topic and I felt privileged to have Mr. @dannybrown:twitter share his insights on it.

      Please try not to make light of this very important subject.

      • http://spinsucks.com Gini Dietrich

        I gave Danny +K for his expertise. You’re right. It’s very serious and he should be recognized.

        • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

          Thank you, Gini – sheep are so underrated. As @dinodogan:disqus says, its a serious topic. You wouldn’t laugh at monkey balls now, would you?

          • http://spinsucks.com Gini Dietrich

            No, no. Monkey nuts are very serious business.

  • http://twitter.com/adamtoporek Adam Toporek

    Hilarious fellas. Seriously.

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      Thank you sir. And thank you for taking this topic seriously. It truly deserves our utmost respect and attention.

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      What @dinodogan:disqus said :)

  • http://twitter.com/jacobvar Jacob Varghese

    The first +K I’ve ever given and probably ever will.
    In my opinion Danny is one of the very few people who knows his…sheep.

    Thanks guys.

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      Yes… @DannyBrown:twitter  has thought me a lot about sheep in general and Scottish sheep in particular.

      • http://twitter.com/jacobvar Jacob Varghese

        I’m sure @dannybrown is the one to have around when the sheep hits the fan/ceiling

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      Thank you Jacob,

      I like to think my years knee deep in sheep dip made me the person I am today. :)

  • http://twitter.com/lisagerber Lisa Gerber

    I have no idea how you guys did that with a straight face. I was doubled over laughing so hard. 

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      I certainly dont understand what you mean by your comment, Lisa. Sheep is a serious topic and I’d thank you kindly if you would start treating it as such.

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      I’m curious like @dinodogan:disqus - do you think sheep are to laugh at?

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  • http://twitter.com/dancristo Dan Cristo

    hahaha. This is too funny! 
    “Steel Wool” hahaha. 

    baaahhh

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      Sheeping is a serious topic and I’ll thank you kindly to treat it as such.

      • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

        You know this @twitter-14791769:disqus fellow, yes? Please send him my sheep video with Taylor Swift for further education.

  • Anonymous

    Geeze Guys. Here I am bustin’ butt to be a REAL authority on Sheep (!! Dall Sheep, in particular) and here one of my  marketing and thought mentors suddenly steals the show! What a riot, thank you for all the great info! I learned a lot about sheep I didn’t know, Dino and Danny. ☺~Amber-Lee (Alaska Chick!)

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      Im afraid your Klout on the subject of Sheep is non existent, ergo, I sincerely doubt that you know anything about sheep. If you did, Klout would notify me and YOU would be interviewed, and not real experts like Danny Brown.

      • Anonymous

        Well, Danny didn’t mention anything about 5 buckle over boots or 501 Levis…. I better go have a chat with Klout, I do not think they are keeping you as informed as you think!

        • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

          To be fair, you make a good point (and I should have mentioned that to @dinodogan:disqus in our interview). Jeans are a pre-requisite fir good sheeping. Or summer chafing of the balls. My bad.

  • http://www.hollandz.com Brad Holland

    “Honestly officer, I was only helping the sheep over the fence…”

    Jesus F’n Christ, Your guys’s Perks feature better not screw the sheep like Klout seems to do. Unless this is all real… Danny sure as hell is talking like he is an expert…then holy crap – I don’t want any part of your deviant behavior…..

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      There is nothing more natural than warming up next to a furry sheep on a cold autumn night.

      • http://www.hollandz.com Brad Holland

        Sounds like the beginning of a great southern novel…..hahahahhaa

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      You’ve never tried the over-the-cliff-edge trick for sheep, have you? :)

      • http://www.hollandz.com Brad Holland

        Hahaha, No, we just go hillbilly style here in Oregon and put velcro on our pants…

  • http://twitter.com/NancyD68 Nancy Davis

    Really informative stuff. Makes me want to go out and get some nice shears. There are sheep here in Jersey. Maybe I can learn from @dannybrown:disqus and @dinodogan:disqus so that I may improve my Klout also

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      All the sheep in Jersey are under my jurisdiction. #FYI

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      I like New Jersey. Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen and @twitter-117500958:disqus are from there Though the sheep knowledge seems to be lacking…

  • http://live-your-love.com/ Brankica | How to blog

    Just gave a sheep vote to Danny :)

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      You are a true patriot and a class act all around. Thank you.

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      Thank you miss – when the Sheepocalypse happens you will be remembered.

      • Anonymous

        I too wish to be remembered when the Sheepocalypse arrives.

        Imagine… The sky turns black as the sun is blotted out by swams of ravenous sheep descending upon middle earth. Sobering indeed.

  • http://frankdickinson.me/ Frank Dickinson

    OMFG – *tears* laughing so hard.

    Priceless.

    Baaa. LOLOLOLOL

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      And you’re laughing why, exactly? :)

      • http://frankdickinson.me/ Frank Dickinson

        It was the water cooler behind you – I swear – I just find them funny :-)

        Or maybe it was the Jock – Jock creme??

        • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

          Okay. I’ll let you off. As long as it wasn’t the sheep – serious topic. Klout says so. :)

  • http://kikolani.com/ Kristi Hines

    You know, I was pretty skeptical that Danny was a sheep expert, but after hearing this interview, I was converted to a believer and went to give him the +K for sheep!  :)

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      Thank you Kristi – the sheep will be happy that you recognize true knowledge :)

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      Thank you Kristi. It’s important for us to recognize and honor our experts.

  • http://www.thejackb.com/ The JackB

    My heart is bleating for you both.

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      Thank ewe. :)

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    Iam preatty sure thats is greatest sheep i have ever seen!Thanks for video!

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      It IS an awesome sheep!

  • http://www.crackingconfidence.co.uk The Cracking Confidence Coach

    “steel wool damage on your undercarriage…” I hate it when that happens!!!

    Very funny stuff! Good for him for sending himself up! He looked so straight when he started! Almost missed the closing at the last second there!!!

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      Steel wool chafing is the scourge of Scotsmen everywhere.

  • http://nittygriddy.com/ Ingrid Abboud

    LMFAO!!! Seriously – maaaaahhhhh!
    Guys – how on earth did you keep a straight face? Hat tip!

    Needless to say I gave a little +K for sheep ;).

    Oh, and it seems that besides being influential about boring things such as blogging and social media – it seems I’m rather influential about beer and soylent green (WTF?!) – according to Klout that is.

    Priceless! And the ending…Hihi!

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      Can my sheep graze on your green, then?

      • http://nittygriddy.com/ Ingrid Abboud

        Sure what the hell! ;) lol

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      I think I just got my next interview lined up :-)

      How would you like to talk to my audience about your soylent green expertise ?

      • http://nittygriddy.com/ Ingrid Abboud

        LOL!
        Was just reading your email. Will reply to you shortly but Let’s do it! I can tell you all about where my passion for solyent green began ;).

  • http://DempseyMarketing.com/journal/ Robert Dempsey

    Seriously, how did Danny get Klout on sheep?! Someone must have done that to him, and now it’s sticking. But frankly if he didn’t give me that steel wool tip I would have been screwed this weekend. Thank you Danny!

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      Klout knows experts and influencers. Surely you’re not questioning their algorithmic wisdom?

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      As @dinodogan:disqus mentioned, I hope you’re not implying @klout:disqus can be gamed in any way…

      • http://DempseyMarketing.com/journal/ Robert Dempsey

        From the video Danny your expertise on sheep is unparalleled and I’m glad that @dinodogan:disqus but my worried to rest! Far be it from me to question being able to game Klout, or anything else where you can buy numbers – Empire Avenue, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, etc. :)

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  • Anonymous

    bloddy f’ing brilliant boys. (but i’m only commenting to hope my klout score goes up)

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      Talk more sheep stuff, it’ll start to soar :)

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  • http://twitter.com/MarciMarketing Marci Gower

    ewe 2 are hilarious.

  • http://twitter.com/MarciMarketing Marci Gower

    ewe two are hillarious

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      Sheep is a serious topic and I’d thank you kindly not to take it lightly.

      :-p

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      I see what ewe did there. :)

  • http://billdorman.wordpress.com Bill Dorman

    Classic; very creative and entertaining. Wouldn’t want the missus noticing we had been around the sheep, now would we?

    I’m waiting on Danny’s story of why haggis is such a delicacy in Scotland. I have had it and let’s just say the jury is still out on that one………:)

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      Mr. @DannyBrown:twitter  is busy with sheep and will not be discussing such trivialities as haggis.

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      That’s an ancient Scottish secret and I would bring the Wrath of Hairy Arses curse down on me if I spoke of it in public. Sorry.

  • http://twitter.com/AboveTheStatic Steve Birkett

    Danny should now have to sign off every video he’s involved with using the rather epic “BaAAA”/raised fist salute. Instant brand recognition for the blogging community’s foremost authority on sheep and sheep-related ‘ailments’. Nice work, gents.

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      I agree. Mr. Brown’s epic sign-off is something all sheep enthusiasts should embrace.

      Btw…Join LAMBLA …is anyone getting that joke? Perhaps its better if no one does lol

    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      Hmmmm, a defining brand statement – I like it, Steve, cheers. :)

    • http://ariherzog.com Ari Herzog

      That’s bad. Just bad.

  • http://soulati.com/blog Soulati

    OK, really? Ointment? Steel Wool? Raw packages? I’m DYING. That. Is. All.

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      Yes, I agree. All these are important things and great advice to boot. Join LAMBLA.

      • http://soulati.com/blog Soulati

        DUDE. That is LAMBDA — you know for LambDannyDaddy.  Thanks for the LOL before I ZZZ. Ciao, Boys!

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    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      You can never be too careful with your raw package. Good to know the information helped.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1541307994 Laura Dapkus

    I’m an actual shepherd and don’t know if I should be offended or not. I feel kind of mocked. 

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      Well Laura, does @Klout say that you’re a

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    • http://dannybrown.me Danny Brown

      Are you a Scottish shepherd?

  • http://www.highballblog.com/ Constantin Gabor

    I hope you were mocking Klout coz otherwise I can’t make anything out of this. :-)))) 

    I studied in Scotland half a year – nice to hear the accent again. :-) Danny speaks okay (I was two seconds away with comprehension when some of my teachers spoke to me). 

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      Of course we werent mocking @klout. I wouldnt dare. What if they lower my score? My life would become meaningless ;-p

      • http://www.highballblog.com/ Constantin Gabor

        Yeah…metrics is everything. Like the ROI of our moms and such… :-)

  • http://www.3hatscommunications.com/blog/ davinabrewer

    Ok, this is made of entirely too much WIN. “Talk is SHEEP” – bloody genius in its hilarity! #baaaaaaaa

  • http://vizsource.info/ Kim Davies

    Dang! I missed this last week. But getting to this today makes it so much sweeter and delicious because I get to wade through all the hilarious sheep comments. Need I mention all the steel wool? :D 

    Dino, you and Danny are way too funny! :D How you managed to keep a straight face all throughout the interview, I have no idea. :D But, did I enjoy it? Yeah!!! Did I get the humor? Definitely! Danny makes a convincing sheep expert! LOL! I’d love to order steel wool from him. :D Good for pots and pans, you know. ;)

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      hehe…good times were had by all :-)

  • http://twitter.com/skypulsemedia Howie at Sky Pulse Media

    I keep giving him K+’s in Sheep!

    • http://diyblogger.net/about Dino Dogan

      oh..thnx for a reminder..I must go do that myself :-)

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    LOL!